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A man is walking down a road in the country, when he sees that his neighbour's barn has burnt down. He steps into it to examine, when he finds a dead body. He calls the owner of the barn, Tom, on his cell phone, but no one answers, so he figures that the scalled body was Tom's. He calls the morgue, and they come and take the body away. When they get to the morgue and need to be sure it's Tom's body, they call his best friends, Dyck and Harry. The mortician invites Dyck into the room, and shows him the body. Dyck looks at the face of the man before him and says, "This guy is burnt pretty bad. Flip him over." So, the mortician does as he's told. |
You are walking to a friend's house along a road which you have never before taken. When the road forks, one man stands on each of the two roads. You know that one man tells always the truth, and the other always lies, but you don't know which is which, or which road to take. You must ask one of them one question, but since you don't know which one lies, and you may only ask one question, what question do you ask, and to which man? If you know the answer, email me! (Adress below.) | ||||||||||||||||||
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Please send me your jokes, riddles, gossip, and embarassing moments to the adress above. I'd love to post your information, and if you send it, I will post it. My own will only go so far. Remember, though I do want your input, I don't want to hurt anyone. Please, no racist jokes. Do you have a strong opinion on something? If so, please write me. I'm sure that I'm not the only one who likes a bit of contraversy. Speaking of which, have you seen any movies lately? Tell me what you think and why. | |||||||||||||||||||
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